The World Just Got A Bit More Strange-Update-Turns Out this was Bullshit.

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 12/10/2015 at 17:38 • Filed to: None

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I’m going to stop trying to write fiction. Nothing I can come up with can beat real life.

Turns out this was a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from the Spanish media, sort of like the Onion, and it was picked up by the western news services somehow.....Well played.

For Sweden > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 12/10/2015 at 17:42

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Well, ISIS is pretty anti-drug, so this makes sense

djmt1 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 12/10/2015 at 17:45

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Oh yeah I forgot The Mirror was an actual newspaper but given that its competitors rely on Xenophobia and tits , I guess it isn’t that surprising.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > For Sweden 12/10/2015 at 17:53

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Confirmed Shiite extremists are bad for the drug business.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/10/2015 at 17:54

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The Taliban had no problem selling opium poppies when cash got tight.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > djmt1 12/10/2015 at 17:55

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Couldn’t tell you, but I am a big advocate of tits, sooooo.....

For Sweden > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/10/2015 at 17:59

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They’re Sunni you infidel.

Rico > For Sweden 12/10/2015 at 18:02

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Anti drug but they LOOOVVVVEEEE Captagon.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 12/10/2015 at 18:24

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Taliban are a little bit different when it comes to sectarian religious affiliation. Honestly, a Taliban v ISIS fight would almost be ideal.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > For Sweden 12/10/2015 at 18:25

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Sunni are the peaceful minority or so CNN would have me believe.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 12/10/2015 at 18:32

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Too bad they aren’t a little closer together geographically.

vp917 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 12/10/2015 at 19:01

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leicester > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 12/10/2015 at 19:11

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ISIS had better step up... Those are some scary dudes.

Waiting for the first deceased jihadis to be found sporting Colombian Neckties.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > leicester 12/10/2015 at 19:51

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This whole thing is like trying to decide to root for, Alien or Predator. Whoever comes out on top is still going to come after you in the end......

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > vp917 12/10/2015 at 19:52

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As a rabid Godzilla fan, I approve this message.